Projectiles

I started feeling unwell yesterday afternoon, but couldn't throw up. So I left work with the aim of making it home for some quality couch time. Unfortunately, I didn't quite make it the whole way home without a small incident. I projectile vomited onto a tree. It was truly an exceptional force - I even impressed myself. Because it was -40 degrees last night, my spew had some time to freeze. I returned to visit it this morning, in all its frozen glory.

Sorry tree. Maybe it will serve as a lovely fertilizer? For the record, I am feeling much better today thankyouverymuch. I will not, however, be visiting the lunch establishment I visited yesterday for some time...